The Kingdom of Euro Bloombtergs is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.717 billion Euro Bloombtergsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The thriving Euro Bloombtergsian economy, worth 340 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 72,151 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,393 per year while the poor average 14,717, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Euro Bloombtergs's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Euro Bloombtergs is ranked 107,871^st in the world and 3,805^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 4.72 billion capita.